I buy people good Christmas Presents

That I do.

I'm getting my mom a gift certificate for Fantality Tattoo Studio so that she can get the tattoo she's wanted for three years.

I'm getting my (Peterborough) Dad a lifejacket, and my (Toronto) Dad a set of Starbucks mugs.

I'm also taking my Mom and Dad out for New Year's dinner.

And what did I get my friends you ask? Well, I won't say, becuase they read this. But I will tell you this: Jerry will piss himself and Amber will (happily) roll her eyes.