Hi. My name is Lex.

Don't ask. Really.

Jerry, Teddy Hucks and myself are going to have the Zao party to end all Zao parties. The whole dvd... every live sonf, the whole documentary and all the deleted scenes and bonus features.... all in one shot. One massive mound of metal magic. (Dig the alliteration).

My goal over the next week is to translate about a thousand lines of Beowulf and to get together with all my friends.

Yeah, right.